I have some boar bacon that I need to get rid of. Yeah, this is probably not something you say very often, but I am a sucker for the spontaneous food buy. “Squid ink??? Sold!! Monkfish on sale?? You betcha!! Squirrel fillets?? AwlRIGHT!!” I have been known to do this. A year ago I had the notion to make clam chowder and never did. This means I have clams in my cupboard that I should probably use as well. It’s supposed to be cold this week and I have a few minutes to kill so why not? Let’s make some clam chowder!!
I like to get my ingredients together first so here is what I got. Some onions, some corn, a potato, the clams (boiled baby in a can), and of course the boar bacon.
I am a sucker for skin-on potatoes so I don’t bother peeling them. A simple slice horizontal, slice vertical and then chop gives me pretty good dice. I diced the onions a few days ago for something else and I have to use them now or they will die. No point saying how much it is cause I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. I like onions and would like to taste them, but you might not. Dice the bacon last so you don’t have that cross contamination thing people talk about.
Oh!! I forgot. Try to play some music from Boston or anywhere along the NE coastline. It helps to get in the mood. I chose Morphine for this. The couple arguing in the parking lot out back helps with the ambience as well. “NO, I am not getting in the car!! You’re an asshole!!” Yup, sounds like Boston.
Back to food; I start with some olive oil in the bottom of the pan. Some people prefer butter. I like both so I throw some in. GET IT HOT on MEDIUM HIGH!!!! I have an electric stove so I need patience. (With a gas stove, I can throw it on high and back it down. No way that is happening with electric.)
When it is hot, throw in the bacon (you can use regular bacon too. The smokier the better). Some people may ask why I am not just rendering fat back and skipping the oil. I have the boar bacon. You probably have bacon. Do YOU keep fat back in your fridge?
Once that has cooked, popped, and sizzled for about 30 seconds (yes, half a minute) add the onions (I would add celery here too but, I didn’t have any). If you are using an electric stove like me, it better not be higher than 7 or 8, EVER. The only time I let my stove get to HI or 10 is if I am boiling water. There is no other point and invariably food will get burnt on HI.
So the onions are sweating nicely, turning a little clear and that oil has recovered. You have the pop and sizzle again so it is time to add the potatoes. “WHAT?? You add the potatoes now?? Where are the clams???” Patience young padawan. You want to fry the potatoes just a bit so they hold form after boiling. People don’t tell you this trick. My chef told me that Martha was wrong. He was right, she wasn’t. Deal with it. You want to salt the potatoes while your at it.
“What about pepper? Sean!! What about pepper??? The Ewok (Emeril) always says to add fresh cracked pepper!! (twist, twist, crack, shake, BAM)” No, no pepper until there is sauce. You put pepper in the hot oil and you are gonna waste your pepper. I won’t stop you but it’s like putting oil in pasta water. Oil floats so it sits on the top and MAYBE will get on the pasta when you dump it out. Pepper is essential oils or rather that is what you want from it. When you have hot oil, it scorches the pepper oils. Yer better to wait until you have something that has a lower boiling temp like milk or water to carry it.
Ok, do your potatoes have a little tan? Maybe about a minute while you move them around a bit will do. They should not be browned. Now you can add the clams. I like boiled baby clams because they are whole. You can used chopped if you want. Usually that is cheaper. Just make sure to add the water they come in. That means you can’t get the ones in oil. Don’t get the smoked clams. It won’t be tasty. The liquid should cover 2/3 the stuff in your pot.
As Bob Marley said, “Stir It Up” keep it moving gently until it starts to bubble a little. This doesn’t mean you stand at the stove for the next 5 minutes stirring. Every 45 seconds should be ok. Wander around, have a conversation, play DoodleJump, whatever. Once it is boiling a little, you can add cream, enough that it swirls at the top, probably a ¼-½ a cup. Then add your milk, probably about 1.5-2 cups.
From here you have to kind of watch it more closely. I use this time to start a roux. WHAT?? You don’t know how to make a roux??? Ok, it’s easy. Put a sautee pan on heat. Put either 3 tbsp of olive oil and 1tbsp of butter OR 6 tbsp of butter in it. While that is getting hot and melting, get some flour out. All the butter melted and is starting to fizzle and pop? Good, add some flour and mix well. Keep adding flour until it is the consistency of wet sand. You want it to be like the sand you find under your toes when you walk along the beach after a wave comes across. Or your kid’s sandbox after a rainstorm, whichever analogy works for you. Keep this stuff moving though. Stir the chowder back to the roux. Stir the chowder, back to the roux. You want the chowder boiling a little and you want to smell a “toasty” smell from the roux. At the “toasty” smell point, add to the chowder and… MIX FAST!! Stir that chowder well, keep stirring for about 1 full minute. Drop the temperature on the chowder and let it simmer for at least 3 minutes and now, you have a great New England Clam Chowder. If you want Manhattan style, instead of milk, add tomato juice (I like V8). Keep the cream though because you are going to want that smoothness.
I WOULD tell you to get some frozen bread dough from the store to make fresh bread bowls for this, but you probably want to make your own bread. The frozen dough is WAY too easy. Just thaw, cut in thirds, let it rise to twice its size on a greased sheet pan, bake at 350 for 25 minutes, let cool. I know you wouldn’t want to do anything like that so I won’t recommend it.
If you try this recipe, let me know what you think. If you do anything wacky with it, let me know that too. I like the wacky.
I have some boar bacon that I need to get rid of. Yeah, this is probably not something you say very often, but I am a sucker for the spontaneous food buy. “Squid ink??? Sold!! Monkfish on sale?? You betcha!! Squirrel fillets?? AwlRIGHT!!” I have been known to do this. A year ago I had the notion to make clam chowder and never did. This means I have clams in my cupboard that I should probably use as well. It’s supposed to be cold this week and I have a few minutes to kill so why not? Let’s make some clam chowder!!
I like to get my ingredients together first so here is what I got. Some onions, some corn, a potato, the clams (boiled baby in a can), and of course the boar bacon.
I am a sucker for skin-on potatoes so I don’t bother peeling them. A simple slice horizontal, slice vertical and then chop gives me pretty good dice. I diced the onions a few days ago for something else and I have to use them now or they will die. No point saying how much it is cause I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. I like onions and would like to taste them, but you might not. Dice the bacon last so you don’t have that cross contamination thing people talk about.
Oh!! I forgot. Try to play some music from Boston or anywhere along the NE coastline. It helps to get in the mood. I chose Morphine for this. The couple arguing in the parking lot out back helps with the ambience as well. “NO, I am not getting in the car!! You’re an asshole!!” Yup, sounds like Boston.
Back to food; I start with some olive oil in the bottom of the pan. Some people prefer butter. I like both so I throw some in. GET IT HOT on MEDIUM HIGH!!!! I have an electric stove so I need patience. (With a gas stove, I can throw it on high and back it down. No way that is happening with electric.)
When it is hot, throw in the bacon (you can use regular bacon too. The smokier the better). Some people may ask why I am not just rendering fat back and skipping the oil. I have the boar bacon. You probably have bacon. Do YOU keep fat back in your fridge?
Once that has cooked, popped, and sizzled for about 30 seconds (yes, half a minute) add the onions (I would add celery here too but, I didn’t have any). If you are using an electric stove like me, it better not be higher than 7 or 8, EVER. The only time I let my stove get to HI or 10 is if I am boiling water. There is no other point and invariably food will get burnt on HI.
So the onions are sweating nicely, turning a little clear and that oil has recovered. You have the pop and sizzle again so it is time to add the potatoes. “WHAT?? You add the potatoes now?? Where are the clams???” Patience young padawan. You want to fry the potatoes just a bit so they hold form after boiling. People don’t tell you this trick. My chef told me that Martha was wrong. He was right, she wasn’t. Deal with it. You want to salt the potatoes while your at it.
“What about pepper? Sean!! What about pepper??? The Ewok (Emeril) always says to add fresh cracked pepper!! (twist, twist, crack, shake, BAM)” No, no pepper until there is sauce. You put pepper in the hot oil and you are gonna waste your pepper. I won’t stop you but it’s like putting oil in pasta water. Oil floats so it sits on the top and MAYBE will get on the pasta when you dump it out. Pepper is essential oils or rather that is what you want from it. When you have hot oil, it scorches the pepper oils. Yer better to wait until you have something that has a lower boiling temp like milk or water to carry it.
Ok, do your potatoes have a little tan? Maybe about a minute while you move them around a bit will do. They should not be browned. Now you can add the clams. I like boiled baby clams because they are whole. You can used chopped if you want. Usually that is cheaper. Just make sure to add the water they come in. That means you can’t get the ones in oil. Don’t get the smoked clams. It won’t be tasty. The liquid should cover 2/3 the stuff in your pot.
As Bob Marley said, “Stir It Up” keep it moving gently until it starts to bubble a little. This doesn’t mean you stand at the stove for the next 5 minutes stirring. Every 45 seconds should be ok. Wander around, have a conversation, play DoodleJump, whatever. Once it is boiling a little, you can add cream, enough that it swirls at the top, probably a ¼-½ a cup. Then add your milk, probably about 1.5-2 cups.
From here you have to kind of watch it more closely. I use this time to start a roux. WHAT?? You don’t know how to make a roux??? Ok, it’s easy. Put a sautee pan on heat. Put either 3 tbsp of olive oil and 1tbsp of butter OR 6 tbsp of butter in it. While that is getting hot and melting, get some flour out. All the butter melted and is starting to fizzle and pop? Good, add some flour and mix well. Keep adding flour until it is the consistency of wet sand. You want it to be like the sand you find under your toes when you walk along the beach after a wave comes across. Or your kid’s sandbox after a rainstorm, whichever analogy works for you. Keep this stuff moving though. Stir the chowder back to the roux. Stir the chowder, back to the roux. You want the chowder boiling a little and you want to smell a “toasty” smell from the roux. At the “toasty” smell point, add to the chowder and… MIX FAST!! Stir that chowder well, keep stirring for about 1 full minute. Drop the temperature on the chowder and let it simmer for at least 3 minutes and now, you have a great New England Clam Chowder. If you want Manhattan style, instead of milk, add tomato juice (I like V8). Keep the cream though because you are going to want that smoothness.
I WOULD tell you to get some frozen bread dough from the store to make fresh bread bowls for this, but you probably want to make your own bread. The frozen dough is WAY too easy. Just thaw, cut in thirds, let it rise to twice its size on a greased sheet pan, bake at 350 for 25 minutes, let cool. I know you wouldn’t want to do anything like that so I won’t recommend it.
If you try this recipe, let me know what you think. If you do anything wacky with it, let me know that too. I like the wacky.